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See also:
http://artists.mp3s.com/artist_song/1045/1045033.html -mp3 of brand-new protest song
Come listen to a story of a man named Jeb,
who deceived the whole nation when he weaved his tangled web.
He and his brother were laughing at us dolts,
when up from the ground
came a load of Gore votes.
(Misplaced ballots, lost returns.)
Well, the next thing you know, ol' Pop's throwing a fit,
'cus Jeb promised George that he'd get away with it.
As the vote got closer,
Jeb tried his best to please,
so he bribed some dudes in Europe to predate their absentees.
(The CIA ain't MIA.)
The race was still so close that ol' Pop started to heave,
but little bro' Jeb still had a few tricks up his sleeve.
Even Pappy was impressed that Jeb was such a rat
that he got 3,000 Jewish folks to cast their votes for Pat.
(No voter's rights, unless you're white.)
Jeffrey
From my friend Ellie in Baltimore – hilarious